GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!
We're thrilled to finally catch your attention in our quest to share our intergalactic knowledge and wisdom. After much observation, we've discovered that the internet is the key to reaching you, so we've teamed up with a human ally to bridge the gap between our worlds.
Our mission is simple yet profound: to create a new generation of compassionate, curious, and forward-thinking beings who are exceptional global citizens and valuable contributors to the vast universe we all share.
Through our collaborative efforts, we aim to revolutionize education and provide the tools necessary to cultivate the brightest minds on Earth and beyond. Together, we can unlock the secrets of the cosmos and pave the way for a more united, enlightened future.
Join us on this incredible journey of discovery and learning as we work towards a brighter tomorrow for all beings—terrestrial and extraterrestrial. Welcome to Education for Earthlings!
FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.
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Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
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We scoured your planet for materials written in the style of our own educational system. Click on each grade level for more details.
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Analog materials are tangible and easy to use. Parents can hold and interact with the materials, which may help them stay engaged and focused during lessons.
Analog materials are less distracting than digital devices, which can lead to greater focus and attention during lessons.
Analog materials are less likely to be affected by technical difficulties or connectivity issues, ensuring that lessons can proceed smoothly.
Analog materials can be easily shared and passed down from one child to another, making them a cost-effective option for homeschooling families.
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Nope. We trust you can include your faith in your daily life without taking up part of the school day.
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Our lesson plan prices are listed on the store page. You will need to obtain the textbooks and workbooks on your own. Prices vary as some people buy used or use the library, but spending between $500-$1000 a year is a good guess.
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Choices had to be made, and if we don't schedule your favorite product, maybe you should stick with that. The best curriculum is the one that gets done.
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Kindergarten, First, and Second Grades are available now.
July 2025: Third, Fourth, and Fifth Grades
July 2026: Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Grades
High School TBD
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Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say it has existed roughly a hundred times longer than your civilization. However, we have employed a human who has taught humans for over twenty years.
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The official language of The Luminaries is English. They are a highly advanced and enlightened alien race known for their innate wisdom, compassion, and desire to share their knowledge with other beings throughout the universe. These radiant creatures emit a soft, ethereal glow that reflects their deep understanding of the cosmos and the interconnectedness of all life.
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Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest, darkest secrets, and funny memes.
We also wish to aid you in your educational endeavors. A smart human is a good neighbor.
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You've heard the human phrase, "One day at a time?" Well, we used our extraterrestrial executive functioning skills to ensure that as you complete each day, you'll hit all the subject matter in order at an appropriate pace for your human brains.
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To build a strong foundation for your preschooler, we recommend starting with the following resources that promote early literacy, motor skills, and creativity:
Explode the Code Books A-C: These engaging books introduce essential phonics and reading skills, providing a solid base for your child's literacy development.
Picture Books: Reading a wide variety of picture books not only fosters a love for reading but also expands vocabulary and comprehension skills.
Kumon Preschool Workbooks: Interactive workbooks focusing on activities like cutting and mazes help strengthen fine motor skills, which are crucial for future writing tasks.
Hands-On Activities: Encourage your child to participate in various hands-on activities such as puzzles, building blocks, and creative art projects. These activities promote problem-solving, creativity, and hand-eye coordination.
Incorporating these recommendations into your child's daily routine'll help them develop the essential skills they need for their educational journey while fostering a love for learning and exploration. Remember, it's all about making learning fun and engaging at this stage!
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Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
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Because of many treaties agreeing preservation of humankind is of the most importance to our galaxy, we must not take you home with us.
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Purchase the plans for the grade level required.
Purchase textbooks and materials.
Choose a day to begin.
More questions? We're happy to meet in small groups over Zoom to advise our E4E families and you can email us: admin@wearebookish.org
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We don't advise people to combine Math or Language Arts.
We'd love to see Science and History at grade level, too, but after all, you're only human, so combining kids in those classes isn't the worst thing in the world.
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Technically, yes. But we don't want to.
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Following a daily plan should make your life as a home educator less stressful. We want you to keep track of your feelings throughout the year so that you can look back and honestly tell whether it was mostly good or not.
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Invest in Stress-Free Homeschooling: Save Time, Money, and Focus on What Matters Most! 📚🏡
Discover the transformational benefits of purchasing pre-made lesson plans for your homeschooling journey:
Save Time: With ready-to-use lesson plans, you can say goodbye to countless hours spent researching, creating, and organizing materials. Spend more time engaging with your children and watching them grow.
Save Money: Avoid costly mistakes or unnecessary purchases by using our expertly curated materials that cover all essential subjects. You'll save money on resources and enjoy peace of mind knowing your child's education is in good hands.
More Teaching, Less Planning: By letting professionals handle the preparation, you can dedicate your energy to fostering a love for learning in your children. Experience the joy of teaching without the pressure of planning.
Our comprehensive lesson plans are designed to streamline your homeschooling experience, ensuring a well-rounded education for your child while allowing you to cherish the most rewarding aspects of this incredible journey – watching your child learn, grow, and thrive.
Invest in pre-made lesson plans and rediscover the joy of homeschooling today!
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If you go outdoors for an extended time, you might wear mosquito repellent. We don't have gray repellent, but we avoid them at all costs, and we feel like you do about mosquitos.
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Sigh. You really need to stop asking.
Hint: 42